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kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by holla (Post 4778810)
yeah just sitting here staring at the list and i see wheat,i see cheese,i see ham and MEAT..i see stars(literally)..:p

LMAO @ seeing stars... hilarious. great to have a few laughs during our "sit in" bahaha.. good work! :)

susme48 Aug 02 2011 08:04 PM

There is no end, holla...did you miss the post where we will all have 200" flat screens and 100 farms...of course this is when they keep us pacified while we are stacked in apartment houses 300 stories high...lol...which will work, except when waiting for each new release....hehehehe!'

and it does say 8:04 on my screen...sigh, which is the time right now?????

SunnyD Aug 02 2011 08:05 PM

Just trying to reload my farms and it is taking forever just as it does with all updates.... hmmmmmmmmmm wonder????

kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:06 PM

Whilst we anxiously await Raul to bestow us with his ingenious updates, thought this might be amusing lol


A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $622,389,630.00 cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??" Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook." LOL

kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by susme48 (Post 4778834)
There is no end, holla...did you miss the post where we will all have 200" flat screens and 100 farms...of course this is when they keep us pacified while we are stacked in apartment houses 300 stories high...lol...which will work, except when waiting for each new release....hehehehe!'

and it does say 8:04 on my screen...sigh, which is the time right now?????

lmao yeah that post was hysterical! great humour on here :p

holla Aug 02 2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kahra01 (Post 4778842)
Whilst we anxiously await Raul to bestow us with his ingenious updates, thought this might be amusing lol


A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $622,389,630.00 cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??" Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook." LOL

NICE!.lol.:cool:
<goes to change will now>..ty for good idea.

Yeah my farms are kinda slow too, i feel Raul's presence as we speak..he's lurking laughing at all all post's...bwahaha..he turns his little green light off and on at will so nobody knows hes online...LOL!!.
we love him tho dont we??

kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SunnyD (Post 4778838)
Just trying to reload my farms and it is taking forever just as it does with all updates.... hmmmmmmmmmm wonder????

Raul isnt even online so alas.. the "sit in" continues :(

StoneFace Aug 02 2011 08:11 PM

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isnít easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, Iíll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I canít believe that. Iíve never had any trouble with my chickens. Iíll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "Youíre not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?"

The new farmer said, "Well, Iím not sure whether Iím planting them too deep or too close together."

kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by holla (Post 4778854)
NICE!.lol.:cool:
<goes to change will now>..ty for good idea.

Yeah my farms are kinda slow too, i feel Raul's presence as we speak..he's lurking laughing at all all post's...bwahaha..he turns his little green light off and on at will so nobody knows hes online...LOL!!.
we love him tho dont we??

lol he can turn the light on and off... oh the trickster lmao

kahra01 Aug 02 2011 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by StoneFace (Post 4778866)
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isnít easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, Iíll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I canít believe that. Iíve never had any trouble with my chickens. Iíll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "Youíre not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?"

The new farmer said, "Well, Iím not sure whether Iím planting them too deep or too close together."

LMAO! :eek:


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