Charlie has consulted with the local spiritualist - no joy - her crystal ball is cloudy. The lady who reads the tea cups - she said that her crop of tea was not quite ready and I don't know any genuine Indian guru's - so I'm all out of ideas now - my neighbours think I'm mean - I've not gifted for two days (just in case we get new gifts - I know they would want the new ones!)
My F5 button (refresh) has worn away to nothing, I'm losing my sense of humour (no it's not a typo (I'm Scottish - just to add to my list of woes!)) and well ... as my mother would say - if wishes were fishes we would all cast nets in the sea ..... now the slow boat from China actually sounds good!
I could get all sanctimonious now and say - patience is a virtue my dear friends and it will all be worth waiting for I'm sure BUT I'm a woman and I WANT IT NOW!!!!!! lmao.
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