[SueW170]

Delightful post. I haven't been at the Forum for two (maybe it's almost three) weeks and not to active in FT. The real world kind of got in the way. What a delight to read such a fun post here.

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Time for another installment of "As the Forum Turns." As you remember, our Mayor was tied up and facing certain doom in the sawmill unless a chainsaw appeared....

Poster: I love the new updates. Thanks Raul!
Chainsaw Guy: I love the logger truck in theory. However, it costs Farm Cash! Whassup with that!!?? You must pay ransom for the Mayor in Farm Cash or I will hurl him into the open mine pit. Hah!
Moderator: Please link your farm so we can investigate your request.
Poster 2: The facilities are okay, but I am doing my farm in French Provincial. I demand a more charming and insouciant decor!
Moderator: You might want to post in the suggestions forum.
Poster 3: Thanks for the updates -- they are great! However, 9 is my unlucky number. Can we have a three or five square harvester or planter? Those are lucky numbers.
Poster 1 returns: Thanks for the updates! I have celiac disease, and hate that you made a cereal factory. Can you add a gluten free cereal for those of us who can't eat this stuff?
Poster 4: Halloween is demonic. I won't even grow pumpkins on my farm. No more Halloween decorations, please. I cannot work on farms with Halloween decor because Satan might enter my computer. I hear he lives on Facebook anyway. In fact, he founded it!
Moderator: You might want to check the home remedy facility for sedatives.
Chainsaw Guy: The Mayor is screaming for his mother. I am force feeding him Peanut Butter sandwiches. He wants tuna, but I can't find any. Where is the tuna???
Mod: Buy a seacoast or a big lake with boat.
Poster 5: This game perpetuates capitalism and the oppression of the proletariat. I protest strenuously.
Mod: I have forwarded your concerns to the developers.
Poster 6: Can we change the green man to another color? I am colorblind to green.
Mod: I have forwarded your suggestion to the developers.
CHainsaw guy: The Mayor is in the open pit mine. Wolf Blitzer is commentating on rescue attempts but they will not succeed! Give me Farm Cash for my coins NOW!
Poster 7: Where is the tuna?
Poster 8: I am allergic to tomato sauce, and it is staining the T-shirts from my textile factory.
Mod: I am leaving for vacation.

Tune in later to find out how the Forum turns!!