One day some fisherman/avatars caught tons of fish called tench
(which we all know are presently useless in Farm Town)
The fisherman/avatars couldn't eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of Farm Town.
The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.
When they had the competition, there were two finalists: a man from a farm called Fife, whose name was Mr. Hicks and a man that was from Sweden, whose name is Sven.
So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench.
No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat and because of this he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition.
So Sven kept on eating and ended up eating nine of these tench fish.
The next day the headlines read:
ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH! 
(sorry guys... but I thought it was appropriate .... since we too are stopped at tench for the moment... lol)