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Originally Posted by StoneFace
Do female toads croak?
Sure, if you hold their heads under water long enough.
Why are toads so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What kind of shoes do toads wear?
Open toad!
What happened to the toad's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What does a bankrupt toad say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
A man walks in to a doctors office with a toad on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The toad looks down and replies: "I dun no Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
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Cane toad I hope. They make great golf balls too!
Ok Tony, this lizard is getting restless. It's lunchtime Saturday and I wanna play with farm 11 and it hasn't appeared yet. I did warn you all what would happen and now I am going to go to the markets and thrash my tail around and damage everyone's crops before they can sell them. And it's all the Devs fault.
haaaaiii yah!!
Are we there yet?