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Originally Posted by HelenJS22
LOL - Closing this thread is the cue for StoneFace to begin a stream of corny jokes, and for various forum members to kidnap moderators and hold them to ransom until Raul gives us our update 
Sometimes I think Raul holds off on the update because we manage to keep him amused on the forum.
Lately it has been about 3 weeks between updates, but we have learned not to hold our collective breath  |
Awww shucks!! Talking about me, huh.... just whisper sweet nothings in my ear.... and call me Colonel.
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So, last night, two freshly harvested Farm Town corn cobs, were picked with the combine. They were best friends, , and later, after being delivered to market (and escaping), they were walking together down the street.
They stepped off the curb and a speeding FT taxi came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured corn cob called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured corn cob was taken to emergency at the newly built FT Hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor-avatar finally appeared.
He told the uninjured corn cob, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
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