New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[kazzaqld]

Hover, hover.....

[StoneFace]

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "But I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

[driverdave]

Originally Posted by marwahr55

Well you know that old saying - "Tomorrow never comes"

The products will come
Tomorrow
Bet your farmcash
That tomorrow
we're on the run

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Makes me think i need,
to plant all
till its done

When i've got fields empty
and fertile,
And ready,
we just need to know
what we need ,
to plant,
Oh!

The products will come
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!


some light releif for those of us that are at wits end lolol

[StoneFace]

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

[holla]

Originally Posted by kahra01

lol he can turn the light on and off... oh the trickster lmao

how many times are you hitting the refresh button every minute?..LOL!,

my pistachio's are finally getting a home..like why do i have over 3,000?..

my eyeballs are really bugging out now,i
hey an hour ago i was saying everyone be patient, oops..lol

oh my post says 9:04(Rauls)

[holla]

anyone know what the actual HARVEST Storage capacity is??

[Docperk]

Originally Posted by holla

anyone know what the actual HARVEST Storage capacity is??

I haven't sold anything since before the last update so its been well over a month and still going.

[rebecca slaughter]

ok now i really need a drink... before i logged onto the forum the first page said last updated by raul at 8:04pm then i logged on and it said last updated by raul 9:04pm does anybody else see this... or do i need to leave the bottle alone....if he is in california then he is 3 hr behind me and it might not happen till 12 est ....or whenever we see the post is it his time or is it ours...im so confused

[Don't feed the beggers]

I could sit here all night and wait and if I didn't have to get up so early with the kid I probably would. But for right now if you just quiet down and listen..




Shhhhh listen, hear that?






no your being to noisy... you gotta listen




NOW do you hear that, that yelling and that demanding voice? Its saying "barb, barb come to bed, I'm lonley, so terribly lonely. I need you to come to bed now....




Now get your minds out of the gutter, that was my pillow yelling..I best go and oblige it and when I wake up tomorrow maybe, just maybe I will have a surprise waiting for me.

[kahra01]

Originally Posted by holla

anyone know what the actual HARVEST Storage capacity is??

ah look, im wondering if there is a limit! ive got over 35,000 of each and every crop.. all the flowers and trees produce.. at least 7,000 of each animal products and a huge stockpile of all the stuff from the facilities to do all the service facilities.. and I stil havent maxed it!

omg im ********... I need to go and sit in the corner mumbling away to myself in the FTAA section! bahahaha

lol and no i dont refresh.. i have my email open for work and im bored so i just answer them lol

omg.. i didnt swear or say a bad word.. why stars... urgh how ridiculous