New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[rebecca slaughter]

stoneface you are just too funny.. you are keeping me sane in my time of need

[StoneFace]

For those of you who have all your crops planted, and all your facilities full.... and all your tools, buildings and decorations bought.....

and if you are just sitting there with nothing to do while you wait for farm #11 and more levels, and more goodies....

try:

sitting out front in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Pay your bills and in the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet (your name)."

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

For those of you who have all your crops planted, and all your facilities full.... and all your tools, buildings and decorations bought.....

and if you are just sitting there with nothing to do while you wait for farm #11 and more levels, and more goodies....

try:

sitting out front in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Pay your bills and in the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet (your name)."

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

priceless!!

[StoneFace]

At the Little Red Modern School House at Farm Town....

One day at the end of class little Billy"s teacher has the class go home and think of story and then conclude the moral of that story....

The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story and little Suzy raises her hand... "my dad owns 10 farms and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market... well one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road" ... teacher asks for the moral of the story... Suzy replies, "don't keep all your eggs in one basket"

Next is little Lucy.... "well my dad owns 10 farms too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator" .... "last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched"....Teacher asks for the moral of the story.... Lucy replies "don't count your eggs before they're hatched"

Last is little Billy.... "My dad owns farms too, but when he fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory" over the rice paddies...... "he jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete".... "on the way down he drank the case of beer".... "unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers".... "he shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his strong, bare, farmer hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.... Billy replies, "don't "mess" with my dad when he's been drinking"

[StoneFace]

I went into the Market Place to work (because I had nothing to do while waiting for a couple of farm #11s) and every female in there was a blond.

I said " ....wow, look at all the blonds in here .... its like Baywatch in overalls."

Never got hires so fast in years. !!!!

[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

I went into the Market Place to work (because I had nothing to do while waiting for a couple of farm #11s) and every female in there was a blond.

I said " ....wow, look at all the blonds in here .... its like Baywatch in overalls."

Never got hires so fast in years. !!!!

u continue to crack me up.. your making this waiting busniess so more enjoyable

[Pippilotta444]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

For those of you who have all your crops planted, and all your facilities full.... and all your tools, buildings and decorations bought.....

and if you are just sitting there with nothing to do while you wait for farm #11 and more levels, and more goodies....

try:

sitting out front in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Pay your bills and in the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet (your name)."

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

thanks for all your posts Stoneface, you sure make the wait a bit sunnier!!

[rebecca slaughter]

we tried to get mommy to ask daddy for us, and she would always say that but bonnie is older and her memory is fading fast.

[rebecca slaughter]

bonnie has to go to bed real soon (she has to work tomorrow) when she goes to bed can i have my farm 11 that way i get it before she does heheheheh.... but i will leave her a note and let her know i got mine first..

[rebecca slaughter]

ok my sister bonnie has gone to bed can i have my farm 11 now