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Old Aug 23 2011, 03:10 PM
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ok what is up with the fourm? i can't go back to my farm..am i being held hostage? i have nothing to do with the update i swear. i mean i want my farm 11 but i don't want to stay in the forum all night. and why is everything so slow i can type all of this and then it shows up after i quit typing.
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Old Aug 23 2011, 03:17 PM
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Farm town has strange and slow running clocks.

A blonde/avatar once asked another farmer what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde/avatar, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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maybe there is something wrong with your computer.... like ..... Farmer computer definitions.....



BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco Dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARD COPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week old underwear

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Old Aug 23 2011, 04:41 PM
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Farm town has strange and slow running clocks.

A blonde/avatar once asked another farmer what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde/avatar, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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maybe there is something wrong with your computer.... like ..... Farmer computer definitions.....



BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco Dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARD COPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week old underwear
Ha HA HA Way too funny! Love your jokes
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:10 PM
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Just emptied my storage of non ingredients (over 777,000,000) as I was waiting for the update, so now I haveprobably sold bits I would now want in the next update it is sure to arrive tomorrow.
Nite all
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:32 PM
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undate aug 23,2011.....new release farm 11, start all button for remaining facilities and by friday aug 26 farms 12,13,14,15 new seads new trees and 20 new facilities ...if im going to dream i want it to a big happy one and do it before 700pm please please pretty please
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:37 PM
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tony d i just saw that you are a dev and a mod .... well develope my farm 11 thank you
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:39 PM
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tony d i just saw that you are a dev and a mod .... well develope my farm 11 thank you
He he he , I am just a Mod ... I would give you your much anticipated 11th farm if I could
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:40 PM
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you're on the list i just saw you on the list with raul
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:45 PM
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where is the rubber room i need it bad
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Old Aug 23 2011, 05:49 PM
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ok so lets go back in time......my mommy always said "if it is worth having...then its worth asking for" so here goes hi raul could you please let me have my farm 11 and the rest of the goodies.. i will clean my farm and eat all of my veg and not talk back too much, for at least a week thank you and have a good day along with happy farming but please don't make me eat spinach
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