New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[Whoopsidaisy]

I think it would be wonderful if new farms were not included along with level, facilities or any other updates. I would like them to be available, say up to farm 15? Just as soon as we can afford them. Then the other updates we so appreciate and love would not slow down the wait for another farm

[StoneFace]

Maybe a little humor.... while we wait and wait and wait,,,,


On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this old farmer over and asked, "Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God! I thought I had gone deaf."

* * * * * *

Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."

Farmer Towner: "Thank you."

Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"

Farmer Towner: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."


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[StoneFace]

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.

During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams."

A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Low and behold! It's like a completely different place - the farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together."

"Yes, Reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone."

[StoneFace]

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate.

Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly. "But I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."

[susme48]

Guess I could have gone to bed even earlier, since nothing happened last night. sigh doubt we would get anything on the weekend. Oh well...the anticipation builds for another week. This is gonna be one LONG thread!!!

[chocoholics2]

Nothing to see here, please move along

[maggiel29]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

Maybe a little humor.... while we wait and wait and wait,,,,


On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this old farmer over and asked, "Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God! I thought I had gone deaf."

* * * * * *

Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."

Farmer Towner: "Thank you."

Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"

Farmer Towner: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."


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Thanks for the giggles : )

[lavanah]

I have seen new releases happen on Saturdays before. Who knows maybe today is the day.

[Buffycat]

Oldie but goodie:

An elderly grandma was on her death bed, with her granddaughter by her side holding her hand. The grandma could barely speak, and motioned for the girl to lean close. The grandma whispered, "I want you to have my whole estate, the mansion, the farm, the livestock, the equipment, everything."

The girl replies, "Wow Grandma! I didn't know you had all that! Where is it?"

Grandma replied,

"Its on my facebook."

[SeniorCornwall]

Still waiting for Farm 11...... Getting frustrating ....