New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[rebecca slaughter]

with a last name of slaughter that means i get one..going to buy it now.. james look out here i come..............

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by rebecca slaughter

with a last name of slaughter that means i get one..going to buy it now.. james look out here i come..............

With a last name like that I think he better give it to you

[rebecca slaughter]

we need to fire james he wouldn't give it up... does anybody know of another realtors office maybe just down the street.

[rebecca slaughter]

tony d im having a problem loading my farm 11...i just can't find it..could you fix it for me please...thank you

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by rebecca slaughter

tony d im having a problem loading my farm 11...i just can't find it..could you fix it for me please...thank you

Mine is loading O.K.

[StoneFace]

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

News Bulletin....


This Just In.....

Farm #11 has been released !!!!!!!!

This is a limited-addition addition..... only those farmers with 9 characters in their name, and beginning with the letter "S" will be given first opportunity for the purchase.

Others are encouraged to make use of their vacuums.


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thinjking os changing my name to shornyroo now

[rebecca slaughter]

have you notice that whenever you are in the realtors office, trying to make james give you farm 11, you can't get upclose to him.. why are we not allowed to walk on the carpet. i cleaned my boots

[StoneFace]

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his ************ daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bs-ing me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

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[StoneFace]

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.