New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[justmecookin]

Hope the update is tomorrow...I figure it was suppose to been out last week when we all had the server mess...think they tested and it didnt work out like they planned

I have played since they started...way back when you waited months for a update....have learned it will be here when you see it

[StoneFace]

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

[StoneFace]

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

[StoneFace]

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:

" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me".

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:

" Australia will win the Rugby World Cup"

"Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

Grrrrr... Memo to self: tell Raul to hold off the the New Release a bit longer

[Taz D]

Originally Posted by Tony D

Grrrrr... Memo to self: tell Raul to hold off the the New Release a bit longer

Thanks Stoneface....Tony pay no attention to that...it will be ok....

[Ms Helpful]

Originally Posted by Tony D

Grrrrr... Memo to self: tell Raul to hold off the the New Release a bit longer

Tony, its ok Stoneface meant to say the Ashes!

hey.. Ive waited this long I can wait a bit longer

[Docperk]

Looking on the bright side of things. With the next update taking longer than everyone thinks it should, it could mean that we are in for an extra special update that contains much more than just Farm 11 and a few goodies.
Well one can hope can't I?

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by Ms Helpful

Tony, its ok Stoneface meant to say the Ashes!

hey.. Ive waited this long I can wait a bit longer

* head-butts wall, tries to swallow pride (and chokes), skulls 100ml of scotch* The better side won....

[pat909]

Like everyone else, I am disappointed that Farm 11 isn't here yet. After some thought, I am making a prediction that it will be September 1st...