New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[danielralph72au]

the only thing i hire people to do on my farms is trees cos i do everything myself

[kahra01]

Originally Posted by al_bundy

Passing Time Waiting for the new goodies

wow i want a tractor that does that! coolness

[Oopsy-Bumpty]

Originally Posted by Tony D

::: GLARES :::

oopsy...

[kahra01]

Originally Posted by oopsy-bumpty

oopsy...:d

lmao ....

[Deborah1979]

Just have the feeling that the devs are definitely tweeking something in an upgrade....just fished about an hour ago (my farm) and I have the display turned on so I can see how many fish I catch on one click (boat) and the display goes wild. Says "Deb caught 2xcarp....and added them to your storage" and repeats with each fish "Deb caught 2xtuna" and it was throwing up xp and coins subtracting and adding left and right. Remember a few months ago when we had these issues with fishing and we were told that even tho the display says subtracting or adding coins, that it was just a glitch and really wasn't doing that. Well, I haven't had this issue in months and for my screen to display that "Deb" (oh, that's me) is adding fish to your storage, just tells me that something is up.
Patience is a virtue!
(Guess I'm not very virtuous!! )

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by rebecca slaughter

ooooooooooooh nice but forget tom and the mayor, send them to my house i will give them a workout lol

and another

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by Hornyroo

well im off to work, maybe i might get lucky when i get home :0

anticipating one of the "beach boys" are we ????

[StoneFace]

For my "down-under" farmtowners......

[1]
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby.
Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.
"Was it me bloody mate Jock?" he demanded.
"No!" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it me cobber Jerry then?" he asked.
"NO!!!" she said even more upset.
"Well which one of me bastard mates did this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

[2]
My mate asked me how I got these two black eyes, so I told him; I was in church last Sunday, when we got up to sing, the woman in front of me had her dress caught in the back of her knickers.
So I leaned over and pulled it out for her.
She didn't like it and boffed me one.
That night I went back to church again.
Same thing, here's this bird with her dress caught up in her knickers.
'Sod that' I thought, I'm not going to pull it out.
The bloke next to me did, leaned over and pulled it out.
Well.... I knew she didn't like that.... so I leaned over and TUCKED IT BACK IN!!

[3]
An Australian farmer had invited an American farmer over for dinner.
"Look out of my windows," the Australian said, "All the land, as far as you can see, is mine."
The American, not to be outdone, replied, "You'll have to come to visit my farm. You can drive for three days without seeing anybody else's land."
"I used to have a car like that," replied the Ozzie.

[StoneFace]

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.

She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."

The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. FarmTown for sale."


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[StoneFace]

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When my farm cash ran out, you were there to support me.
When my facilities disappeared, you were there.
When my crops withered, you were by my side.
When I could not get the next farm, you gave me support.
When now, when my health started failing because of anxiety for the next release, you were still by my side.

Well, now that I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck!




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