New Release -- October 5th, 2010

[Toranut97]

Time for another installment of "As the Forum Turns." As you remember, our Mayor was tied up and facing certain doom in the sawmill unless a chainsaw appeared....

Poster: I love the new updates. Thanks Raul!
Chainsaw Guy: I love the logger truck in theory. However, it costs Farm Cash! Whassup with that!!?? You must pay ransom for the Mayor in Farm Cash or I will hurl him into the open mine pit. Hah!
Moderator: Please link your farm so we can investigate your request.
Poster 2: The facilities are okay, but I am doing my farm in French Provincial. I demand a more charming and insouciant decor!
Moderator: You might want to post in the suggestions forum.
Poster 3: Thanks for the updates -- they are great! However, 9 is my unlucky number. Can we have a three or five square harvester or planter? Those are lucky numbers.
Poster 1 returns: Thanks for the updates! I have celiac disease, and hate that you made a cereal factory. Can you add a gluten free cereal for those of us who can't eat this stuff?
Poster 4: Halloween is demonic. I won't even grow pumpkins on my farm. No more Halloween decorations, please. I cannot work on farms with Halloween decor because Satan might enter my computer. I hear he lives on Facebook anyway. In fact, he founded it!
Moderator: You might want to check the home remedy facility for sedatives.
Chainsaw Guy: The Mayor is screaming for his mother. I am force feeding him Peanut Butter sandwiches. He wants tuna, but I can't find any. Where is the tuna???
Mod: Buy a seacoast or a big lake with boat.
Poster 5: This game perpetuates capitalism and the oppression of the proletariat. I protest strenuously.
Mod: I have forwarded your concerns to the developers.
Poster 6: Can we change the green man to another color? I am colorblind to green.
Mod: I have forwarded your suggestion to the developers.
CHainsaw guy: The Mayor is in the open pit mine. Wolf Blitzer is commentating on rescue attempts but they will not succeed! Give me Farm Cash for my coins NOW!
Poster 7: Where is the tuna?
Poster 8: I am allergic to tomato sauce, and it is staining the T-shirts from my textile factory.
Mod: I am leaving for vacation.

Tune in later to find out how the Forum turns!!