New Release -- July 1st, 2010

[Eri]

Originally Posted by HelenJS22

I wonder what they would do if all of us logged out of Farm Town and didn't come back for a week ..... not that this is ever likely to happen

HOLY ****!!! Think how the stocks on cigarettes, coffee, soda, and chips would skyrocket!! It would be mass hysteria! UTTER PANIC!!! Emergency rooms packed with round-eyed, sweaty people stuttering, "FFFFFFFFFFAAAARMMMMTTTTTTTTTOWNNNNNN....NNNNNEED. ...MMMMMMYY...FFFFFFFAAAARMMMMMTTTTTTTTOWNNNNN..." Medical personnel would be utterly overwhelmed! Obama would have to put a moratorium on all FB and FT-like games! AND ALL OF IT WOULD BE BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!

*panting desperately in terror*