New Release -- July 29th, 2010

[dottyF]

2 weeks ago today we got our last update. Have almost all my fields cleared off and waiting.

[charlies4ng3ls]

Originally Posted by dottyF

2 weeks ago today we got our last update. Have almost all my fields cleared off and waiting.

lol - See previous post from Charlie - I am now typing this with my knuckles - I've not slept for two days and I'm beginning to think I need professional help.

The professionals I need help from are Slashkey Developers - they are the only people who have my 'fix'!

I'm sure it will be worth waiting for as always... but please guys .... could you hurry it up???

Happy Farming/Developing

Charlie

[c.abell]

Originally Posted by charlies4ng3ls

lol - See previous post from Charlie - I am now typing this with my knuckles - I've not slept for two days and I'm beginning to think I need professional help.

The professionals I need help from are Slashkey Developers - they are the only people who have my 'fix'!

I'm sure it will be worth waiting for as always... but please guys .... could you hurry it up???

Happy Farming/Developing

Charlie

LMAO!! And, I thought I was the only one that had a problem with this game ...

[crispey_cake]

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Right you are. And to save us all a lot of time, here is the amended version of my litany from the other day:

Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!
Farmer 13: When will we be able to make lemonade? And how about pumpkin bars? We could use cinnamon, pumpkin, flour eggs sugar --- and I bet if the Dairy plant made cream cheese we could frost them too!
Frequent poster: Still no chainsaw!
Mod: I have redirected Farmer 13 to the Suggestions area.
Farmer 14: I want farm cash! Life is unfair. I will sue. Oh, and you idiots should know it is oats, not oast.
Mod: Please see out previous comments, there is such a thing as an Oast House.
Frequent poster: I am holding the Mayor of Farmtown hostage and will only release him if you give me free Farm Cash and a chainsaw! You have been warned! I have him tied to the buzzsaw feed in my sawmill! The clock is ticking! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

now i know why we dont have an update yet...the mayor is missing !!!! OMG... i laughed like crazy at this post

oh and i will love the chainsaw too

[dottyF]

Just had to go 3 hrs without electric while we got a new ac unit installed because ours went out 2 weeks ago and Ive been living in a hell hole without air but this 3 hrs without being able to check my crops was tough. I think thats the longest Ive went for the last year. Addiction problem possibly?

[SunnyD]

Originally Posted by charlies4ng3ls

lol - See previous post from Charlie - I am now typing this with my knuckles - I've not slept for two days and I'm beginning to think I need professional help.

The professionals I need help from are Slashkey Developers - they are the only people who have my 'fix'!

I'm sure it will be worth waiting for as always... but please guys .... could you hurry it up???

Happy Farming/Developing

Charlie

I'm with your Charlie..... i will be in the hosp Monday so you guys have to give us our updates this weekend lol won't be sitting up for a a week at least so come on guys/ladies dev's help us out lol lol

[lavanah]

Is this chain saw going to be in the tool box so we can cut down multiple trees at a time? How about the flowers, is there a machine that cuts multiple flowers at a time. I need way more flowers but I need something that does 32 at a time like the shaker, man that things cruises. Oh and the Oast house is for drying hops, I don't think it has anything to do with oats.

[midniterose58]

Notice to Sawmill and Furniture factory workers: Due to a unforseen logger strike, we will be laying off workers and going on short time until further notice. The strike is in negotiations but no resolution is in sight. They are striking because, and I quote "antiquated and inadequate equipment," stating that an ax just cannot keep up with the demand. As soon as updated equipment is in place I am positive we can soon be up and running at full capacity again.

The management.

All joking aside, I am just not going to chop trees anymore LOL

Deb

[Tony D]

Originally Posted by midniterose58

Notice to Sawmill and Furniture factory workers: Due to a unforseen logger strike, we will be laying off workers and going on short time until further notice. The strike is in negotiations but no resolution is in sight. They are striking because, and I quote "antiquated and inadequate equipment," stating that an ax just cannot keep up with the demand. As soon as updated equipment is in place I am positive we can soon be up and running at full capacity again.

The management.

All joking aside, I am just not going to chop trees anymore LOL

Deb

You cant just give chopping the Axe

[travisewheeler]

need farm cash new levels PLEASE!!!!