New Release -- December 23rd, 2010

[SueW170]

Good satire. Enjoyed reading it.

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Dear Farm Town Santa Claus,

I am writing with my wish list for Farmtown.

First, everything should be available for coins, no more nasty Farm Cash. Not fair.

Second, I want collective farming. In order for justice to triumph, we should be able to click a "Comissar" button, and seize land our neighbors have, and get a big share of their crops. It's only fair. I don't like that I work and work and they are levels above me. It s taking time fro me to get XP points, and that is not fair. I have been playing for three whole weeks and am only level 77!

I want a "plant all" and "harvest all" button. It takes too long to actually go through and do the work. Keep the game fun, you know? And I really want the facilities manager to make the decisions. It is too much like work for me to decide stuff.

I want all the facilities available in three design versions, each representing a certain aesthetic. You know, like, "French Provincial," "Mediterranean Stucco" and "Surrealistic Dali-esque." And it had better all be proportionate. Artistic merit is very important.

I think the manure spreader is really perfect -- because the manure, like my own, does not smell.

Thanks, Santa. I will be back with my complete list of demands -- uh, *wishes* -- later.

Virginia.