New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[Hornyroo]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

For those of you who have all your crops planted, and all your facilities full.... and all your tools, buildings and decorations bought.....

and if you are just sitting there with nothing to do while you wait for farm #11 and more levels, and more goodies....

try:

sitting out front in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Pay your bills and in the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet (your name)."

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

priceless!!